Ah, the MPs. A year later and those screencaps still make me swarf. (Scots--"swarf: to swoon away") That could have been my cafeteria table. We were certainly a mixed bunch at times---size, race, peer group, ambition, IQ, finances---but I'll always remember talking to and defending a rediscovered My First Redhead from the lecherous older girls who didn't understand him. They were jealous because he'd only talk to me. So shy, so hurt....Much better than the class "stud" I rejected.
Are we forming a Ryan Seacrest Appreciation Society here? I'm going to admit something here for the first time. Although I regularly hung with the nerdly and the geeky, well, the um, previously mentioned very hairy "Best Friend" was a taller (6'1"), sexier, and just plain MANlier naturally blond Ryan Seacrest look-alike. (No brow waxing and eyelash tinting for him!) He was always catching h*ll from other guys when we were hanging out together, but the brainiest Nerds really resented "Pretty Boy" for "taking the Poster Girl of Nerddom away from [us]." He hadn't, but that's another debate. I'd tell you about "The Solitaire Episode", but I don't think you'd believe me. I wouldn't believe it if I didn't have the letter and journal entries to prove it.
Nelle's given me ideas. Clay in a James Dean style leather jacket? Well, the red Rebel Without A Cause jacket wasn't leather, BUT I do have that James Dean cardboard standup figure. And some posable James Dean dolls...and polymer clay to sculpt a purdy Clay head for each of them...and the schooling to do it.
Hey, I spent a night in a parking lot at Clay, NY last summer! So I had been on the trail of the AI tour buses for a while, so what. That was coincidental.
Kelly in NY, congrats on getting tickets for your first. I hope it's as good as my first time was! Yeah, I always thought the black eyeliner and red Mary Quant lipstick looked cute on Robert Smith too, but he was lookin' a little rough on the Tonight Show recently. Still love "Bob" anyway. Kinri, when I think of eyeliner and a skirt I think of Martin "Well... I wouldn't go shopping in a dress, but when I go out to a club I usually wear one" Gore. And scrabble boring? You didn't see that episode of Passions. ("See, you can spell sex...")
So,Jannet,your yard is now mowed? What a lecherous statement! Were you aware of this--"mowe : crude Scots term for copulation"--before you said that? And Lisa M, try not to "tine your dam : to urinate involuntarily (lose control of your bladder)" again.
Oh heck, it IS Package Day isn't it? More Scots---"roger : p*n*s; coarse English term for copulation"...."mell : 'to meddle'; to have sexual intercourse [Dick]". 'Dick' refers to the source quoted, honest!...."straik : stroke". What was that nasty song, "I be straiken!" or something like that? *wink* I'm still a little confused about the connection between "gully : 'a large knife'" and "gulravage : horseplay, romp, uproar"...could somebody help me? Can I get a 'Roger. Over and out' here? That would "kittle : 'to tickle, ticklish' (has connotations of sexual arousal); likely" me no end.....
I missed the Early Show! Unfortunately, I didn't miss Oprah with S***n and his mum...and Ruben singing BabyBabyBabyBaby--I mean Superstar. Or *gag* Nonads in gutchies. I did not need to see him strip down to Clay-like black underwear to don his gag apparel--I mean Brad Pitt's warrior costume. I really need to switch to a 'snow' channel for my white noise.
I admit it. I always loved Chandler's snark, but had a soft spot for Ross. Awww, I do love my nerds. I love Clayton Holmes Aiken!!!!!
**"limmer : 'a kept mistress, a strumpet'"**
from Shieldmaiden limmer of Clay
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6:36 pm - Friday,May 7, 2004