|
|
Hello, and Happy Valentine's Day!
So did our Clay ACTUALLY write to us? Hmmmmm, I'm typically a skeptic, but Happy V Day right back atcha, big guy! ;)
Gotta write quickly, before RL, aka, mountains of laundry, grocery shopping, and trying to make kiddos nap, interferes.
Thank you to everyone providing links to the fabulous photos! My Clack collection is still SO small, but it's building all the time now!
Paula, I emailed you about St. Louis Broadfest. It's pretty iffy as to whether I can attend (darn RL again!), but I'd still like to know the scoop, see what I can do!
Robin and Lisa, the new MP is fantastic!
It's entirely too early for me to lech, unfortunately.........must have more coffee!!!
from Josie
[email] [homepage]
3:27 pm - Saturday,February 14, 2004
|
|
We usually reject the possibility that posts like this really come from Clayton based on errors we know he would never make. Clayton, you know the quotation marks go outside the period. But I will allow for the momentary lapse. And I do wish you would learn to paragraph properly. Haven't we taught you anything?
from Linda
[email] [homepage]
2:58 pm - Saturday,February 14, 2004
|
|
HOW COOL IS THAT!! I am wondering if OMC really wrote that, I am a believer, so I choose to believe! So I repeat:
HOW COOL IS THAT
!!My daughter is in LA today and I told her if she saw Clay to mention the Lecherous Broads and tell him that Cha Cha loves him! Looks like we have made connection, even if it is by mental telepathy! AH'M the one going MENTAL! In case you missed it, here is a valentine for YOU BEBE, and the Broads: HAPPY VALENTINE'S! Thanks for the links to the HUGE photos... showing what we missed when Clay was at Ryan's show with the group outside! Those Aiken eyes get me everytime ps - working on some new pages.. check my homepage link for updates!
from cha cha trusty
[email] [homepage]
2:48 pm - Saturday,February 14, 2004
|
|
Just had to share this:
My husband gave the funniest card for VD. It said, "You know I love just hearing you puttering around or humming to yourself in the next room. It means you're not . . . (he crossed out "out spending money" and wrote in) . . . done taping Clay.
from suzie
[email] [homepage]
2:18 pm - Saturday,February 14, 2004
|
|
Well, here I am with my hands wrapped around a HOTTTT, steamy, smooth, stimulating, satisfying...mug of coffee. (Sigh.) Wow! So much to say, so little ability. Thank you with huge hugs to everyone for their warm words about my FIL. He was a wonderful man, and I'm so blessed his son inherited all the right genes!
RL continues to intrude--fave aunt in hospital, another w/viral pneumonia, and DH contracted food poisoning! Starting to feel like the L'il Abner character who had the dark cloud over his head all the time. Despite my MO roots, however, I have no affinity for hillbillies--much prefer Carolina Red Clay anywhere I can get it!
After all the vitamin posts I've been ravishing my cabinet looking for that special brand. Did find some Super Potency B--any lecherous ideas, ladies?
Lisa--My RL BF doesn't provide clack, but she did obtain a copy of the Teen Guideposts for my BIT. She swiped it from a granddaughter; had subscribed to it for her and wanted to see what it was like then squealed, "OH, CLAY!" when she saw the cover. GD's jaw hit her chest!!! Then asked me, "Isn't that so cute!" when handing it over PLUS said I should put it in a plastic sack to protect Clay from the rain! Don't you love the title of that one--"One Fine Clay"? But Lisa, tho' the rebuke about putting RL before my Broads is indeed justly deserved, next time I'll take a tongue-lashing from OMC instead, if that's okay with you!
FrancesDancin' with ya--also BTDT (been there done that). And try doing bookeeping for the church with Clay wailing in your ear. Wowza!
Am I just more bent than the rest of you, or does the idea of a Furby Clay not boggle the most lecherous of minds? OOOOOOOHHHH, the sounds, the stroking of the ginger fur (shifts uncomfortably in chair and looks askance for DH staggering out of the bathroom!).
OH Cindy "The Very Thought of You"--the words keep getting more and more appropriate the more I run through them in my head. Great call on that one!
Lecherous Interruptus here, but my BIT is seeing on clayreport.com where the Clelly Tour is featuring (clutches chest, pulls hair in agony, writhes on floor--and it's not even with Clay) an opening act called "The Beu Sisters." There is a link, bottom of page, middle column, to their web site, and as BIT would say they're looking like Christina wanna-bes. Do the planners expect us to endure that? Feedback/info would be most welcome from those more in the know than we are and forgive if the topic's already been covered--I've missed so much in two weeks!
Jannet Actually, BIT and I have *desired* for a LONG time to hire Sweetums as the youth director/song leader. No budget woes anymore! (other than carpet cleaning bills)
St. Louis Broads--we'll be there, purple shirts on, tho' Broadfest activities don't look possible. Will most definitely see ya'll in the ER POST-CONCERTUS!
RL calls. Sorry to be so un-lecherous; will work up something yummy for y'all later! {{{{{{hugs to all and LOVE the VDAY MP!}}}}}}}}
from Church Lady
[email] [homepage]
2:15 pm - Saturday,February 14, 2004
|
|
Dear Lecherous Broads, You have no idea how much I am trying to suppress a giggle as I type those words. I just wanted to drop in for a minute to return the Valentine’s Day wishes and to tell you that I will try my hardest to make it a memorable one. I guess you can all take that any way you like. But as they say, “When in Rome…”
It’s been a wild year and one made even wilder with fans such as yourselves at my back. I want you to know that I have appreciated your humor on the occasions I’ve visited this site, which have usually been due to the promptings of friends who saw something they thought was too good for me to pass up. But never in my craziest dreams did I ever think I would be the recipient of this brand of attention. By the way, I was just recently informed of the “EF”. Good Lord! That was seriously never my intention but I have to be honest and say that it’s difficult now to get that term out of my mind when I’m looking into the camera. Haha! I hope you haven’t all started something I can’t finish. Hmm, maybe I’m beginning to perfect the fine art of lechery after all.
At any rate, keep up the good work on your site, especially on those front pages. They are very, very cool. Also know that my schedule prohibits me from "lurker duty" most of the time so please feel free to carry on in my absence. I appreciate you for your continued love and support and I hope to see you all on tour in the coming months.
from the President of the LBFC Fan Club
[email] [homepage]
2:11 pm - Saturday,February 14, 2004
|
|
Happy Valentines day to one and all!!! Thanks for the beautiful Valentine Tribute to OMC! it is fantastic! You ladies are all so talented and gifted, As a newbie to this site and to this obsession :) I find my self not able to keep up with the gifted lechery. But I thank you for the forum and a place to call home! Loretta that Poem is lovely, and all the pictures posted are ..well... Ahhhh..
Well lastly, Clayton, We all love you so much.We appreciate your talent and your beauty both inside and out, you evoke such emotion and passion when you sing with such obvious enjoyment. This carries over to all of us and we love you for it . I thank you personally for making this middle aged woman FEEL again, and all those lovely things that go with it... May you have a wonderful day of LOVE from all of your BROADS.. hugs and kisses on that wonderful stubbled chin,(God that drives me wild)! I love you !!!
from Becki in CA
[email] [homepage]
2:06 pm - Saturday,February 14, 2004
|
|
no time to read, barely time to post, but I wanted to drop in to send Valentine's wishes to all my Broads!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Actually, I don't believe in Valentine's Day. Not even a little bit. I believe in love and romance and mushy stuff like that, but I think Valentine's Day is awful. I've seen couples fight over it. I've seen sorry excuses for women get pissy at their boyfriends for taking them out for a lovely evening on Feb 13th and not on the 14th. I've been dumped for Valentine's Day, vomited until my eyeballs hemorraged with food poisoning on Valentine's Day, had a boyfriend's ex-girlfriend show up and crash our date and not leave until 4am (didn't help that the boyfriend didn't throw her ass out either) on Valentine's Day...and I've been alone. Date or no date, Valentine's Day sucks.
So what am I doing today? Taking a big pot of chicken and dumplings to my mom and watching Gosford Park. Couldn't think of a better way to spend the day. (although I'm giving serious consideration to bringing some Claystuff over there and letting her secretly indulge her newly blooming passion for him while Dad isn't around to pick on her...)
But, for those of you who do celebrate this Hallmark Holiday, I wish you a day of happiness and love, free from intestinal parasites, snooty hotel desk clerks, and ex-girlfriends.
Happy VD, everybody! ;o)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And ya know what? It SNOWED last night!! It's effing COLD here in Texas right now...I partly blame my friends Jim and Maddie who got married yesterday on Friday the 13th...as the Reverend said, "we all knew it would be a cold day before Jim got married". Ba-dum-bump. They got married in a comedy club by a local comic who was ordained by the Universal Life Church. God bless my weirdo friends.
But when it comes to the weather, I mostly blame Clay Aiken, because it was that strappin' young bit of manflesh who made snow and ice erotic for me. Y'all know what I'm talkin' about. And if you don't know what I'm talkin' about...well, ask me sometime. ;o)
from Julie -- freezin her formidable ass off in Austin
[email] [homepage]
1:44 pm - Saturday,February 14, 2004
|
|
CHA CHA TRUSTY...I emailed you yesterday but I'm not sure if it got through so I'm leaving you a post here...let me know if you got the email or not...THANKS!!!!!
EVargo
from evargo
[email] [homepage]
1:42 pm - Saturday,February 14, 2004
|
older guestbook entries: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360 361 362 363 364 365 366 367 368 369 370 371 372 373 374 375 376 377 378 379 380 381 382 383 384 385 386 387 388 389 390 391 392 393 394 395 396 397 398 399 400 401 402 403 404 405 406 407 408 409 410 411 412 413 414 415 416 417 418 419 420 421 422 423 424 425 426 427 428 429 430 431 432 433 434 435 436 437 438 439 440 441 442 443 444 445 446 447 448 449 450 451 452 453 454 455 456 457 458 459 460 461 462 463 464 465 466 467 468 469 470 471 472 473 474 475 476 477 478 479 480 481 482 483 484 485 486 487 488 489 490 491 492 493 494 495 496 497 498 499 500 501 502 503 504 505 506 507 508 509 510 511 512 513 514 515 516 517 518 519 520 521 522 523 524 525 526 527 528 529 530 531 532 533 534 535 536 537 538 539 540 541 542 543 544 545 546 547 548 549 550 551 552 553 554 555 556 557 558 559 560 561 562 563 564 565 566 567 568 569 570 571 572 573 574 575 576 577 578 579 580 581 582 583 584 585 586 587 588 589 590 591 592 593 594 595 596 597 598 599 600 601 602 603 604 605 606 607 608 609 610 611 612 613 614 615 616 617 618 619 620 621 622 623 624 625 626 627 628 629 630 631 632 633 634 635 636 637 638 639 640 641 642 643 644 645 646 647 648 649 650 651 652 653 654 655 656 657 658 659 660 661 662 663 664 665 666 667 668 669 670 671 672 673 674 675 676 677 678 679 680 681 682 683 684 685 686 687 688 689 690 691 692 693 694 695 696 697 698 699 700 701 702 703 704 705 706 707 708 709 710 711 712 713 714 715 716 717 718 719 720 721 722 723 724 725 726 727 728 729 730 731 732 733 734 735 736 737 738 739 740 741 742 743 744 745 746 747 748 749 750 751 752 753 754 755 756 757 758 759 760 761 762 763 764 765 766 767 768 769 770 771 772 773 774 775 776 777 778 779 780 781 782 783 784 785 786 787 788 789 790 791 792 793 794 795 796 797 798 799 800 801 802 803 804 805 806 807 808 809 810 811 812 813 814 815 816 817 818 819 820 821 822 823 824 825 826 827 828 829 830 831 832 833 834 835 836 837 838 839 840 841 842 843 844 845 846 847 848 849 850 851 852 853 854 855 856 857 858 859 860 861 862 863 864 865 866 867 868 869 870 871 872 873 874 875 876 877 878 879 880 881 882 883 884 885 886 887 888 889 890 891 892 893 894 895 896 897 898 899 900 901 902 903 904 905 906 907 908 909 910 911 912 913 914 915 916 917 918 919 920 921 922 923 924 925 926 927 928 929 930 931 932 933 934 935 936 937 938 939 940 941 942 943 944 945 946 947 948 949 950 951 952 953 954 955 956 957 958 959 960 961 962 963 964 965 966 967 968 969 970 971 972 973 974 975 976 977 978 979 980 981 982 983 984 985 986 987 988 989 990 991 992 993 994 995 996 997 998 999 1000 1001 1002 1003 1004 1005 1006 1007 1008 1009 1010 1011 1012 1013 1014 1015 1016 1017 1018 1019 1020 1021 1022 1023 1024 1025 1026 1027 1028 1029 1030 1031 1032 1033 1034 1035 1036 1037 1038 1039 1040 1041 1042 1043 1044 1045 1046 1047 1048 1049 1050 1051 1052 1053 1054 1055
New to LBFCA? Before you post, take a moment to read our
Manifesto & The One Post Per Hour Tradition.
|
